It starts with “Republicans retained control of the U.S. House of Representatives.”
I think my favorite is “Paul Ryan will return to Congress after winning re-election and continue to carry the torch for entitlement reform and budget discipline.”
Or: “Conservatives who were devastated by the national election results demonstrated how to lose with dignity and grace. There will be finger-pointing and recriminations and soul-searching, but committed activists can’t and won’t lose heart. We’ll regroup, recover, and keep fighting for our country.”
There’s more at 20 things that went right on Election Day.